When you rent a place, you expect at least the basics—like, say, a functioning toilet. But for one unlucky guest, renting from Ma’am Pamela and her mother, the ever-eccentric Honiemore, turned into a bizarre comedy of incompetence that could rival the most ridiculous sitcoms.
A Rental Listing Straight Out of a Nightmare
The property seemed promising at first—decent pictures, a reasonable price, and a location that wasn’t completely terrible. But what the listing failed to mention was the house’s biggest feature: an utterly unusable toilet.
Enter Ma’am Pamela, the so-called “manager” of the rental, and her mother, Honiemore, the mastermind of utterly nonsensical house rules.
The Toilet That Was There… But Not For You
Upon arrival, the guest was given a set of rules that sounded like a prank. At the top of the list:
“The toilet is off-limits.”
Confused, the guest asked why. Was it out of order? Under maintenance? Haunted?
The response:
“It’s stuck.”
Stuck? As in, it wouldn’t flush? Or was it just emotionally unavailable?
Trying to get a clearer answer, the guest pressed on. But Pamela and Honiemore weren’t having it. Instead, they doubled down:
“We told you already! Don’t use the toilet! It’s stuck!”
So, just to be clear: they were renting out a property, knowing full well that the toilet was completely useless.
The Unbelievable “Solution”
Instead of, you know, fixing the toilet, these two entrepreneurial masterminds had come up with an innovative solution:
⭐ “Just go somewhere else.”
Yes, dear reader, their actual plan was for the guest to leave the house every time they needed to use the bathroom. Perhaps they expected them to just hold it indefinitely or, better yet, embrace a new lifestyle of public restroom tourism.
The Hostile Hospitality of Honiemore
Honiemore, the elder of this incompetent duo, was no more helpful than her daughter. Rather than expressing any concern for their guest’s basic human needs, she delivered some top-tier customer service wisdom:
“If you don’t like it, then leave!”
That’s right. Instead of offering a refund, an apology, or even a bucket, she suggested the guest should simply disappear—because, clearly, the problem was the guest’s unreasonable expectation of a functioning toilet.
Zero Stars for Sanitation, Five Stars for Absurdity
By the time the guest managed to escape this dystopian Airbnb experience, one thing was clear:
✅ Ma’am Pamela and Honiemore had no business renting out property.
✅ The toilet remained as “stuck” as their problem-solving skills.
✅ Hospitality was a foreign concept to them.
Moral of the story? If you ever find yourself looking for a rental and see the names Ma’am Pamela and Honiemore, run—preferably to a place with a working toilet.
